7 Superbowl Terms We Don't Want To Hear In The Toilet

Have A Super Bowl

Sometimes watching the superbowl gives me anxiety because they say words that put me on high alert.

Roll Out - When they say the quarterback "rolls out" it means he is running to the side. In my line of work "roll out!" is a call for emergency supplies.
Illegal Motion - Our lifts go up and they go down. They only go up and they only go down. We work really hard to make them stable and predictable. We don't want to hear about Illegal Motion.
End Zone - Of course it is the end zone. What other part of the body do you think we work with?
Holding Penalty - What? Why would you penalize that? Holding on to the handles of the toilet lift helps stability. That's why Dignity Lifts put the buttons right under your thumb, so you can keep holding at all times.
False Start - This can actually be a problem with toilet lifts. For 60, 70, 80 years we have all been trained that once our bottom hits the seat, we can release. But with a toilet lift you have to wait until the lift is all the way down. Going to early can result in a "Neutral Zone Infraction".
Fumble - Toilet lifts help people avoid falling. We don't like this word.
Blowout - Let's just say that the team at Dignity Lifts is hoping for a close game.

Are you hosting friends for The Super Bowl? Your guests will probably need to use the toilet. Here are some tips to be ready.

A trash can with a liner and a lid is a great idea. Elders may need to change a liner, let them do it discreetly.
Leave spare rolls of TP in a visible spot.
Position a plunger and brush in the bathroom.
Make sure everything is safe for people with balance issues. Tighten down any wobbly seats.
Elders might grab a nearby object to stand up. Be sure towel rods are either sturdy enough or there is some alternative.
Be sure you have soap and clean towels handy at the sink.